Delivery Info

Below you’ll see a run through of our standard delivery costs and information about our the delivery services we offer. Our delivery costs are based on the weight of your products and also the delivery location. We work this out for you so, no arithmetic is necessary. Delivery charges are added to your basket at the checkout automatically.

Royal Mail 2nd Class Service (3 to 5 working days) – £2.99 for orders up to 2kg


  • This price covers deliveries up to 2kg with Royal Mail
  • We use Royal Mail's 2nd class service so tracking information is only available as confirmation of delivery or if there has been issues with delivery
  • Order by 2pm for same day dispatch. Orders made after 2pm will be dispatched the afternoon of the next working day
  • Order on Friday after 2pm, Saturday or Sunday, order will be dispatched on Monday afternoon
  • We’ll need you or someone over 18 to sign for the delivery

  • You'll be surprised how much you can get under 2kg!

    Hermes Standard UK Delivery (up to 3 working days) – £3.99 for orders up to 15kg


  • This price covers tracked deliveries up to 15kg within the UK
  • Order by 2pm Monday – Thursday for next working day delivery.
  • Order on Friday, Saturday or Sunday, your order will be dispatched on Monday afternoon
  • We offer Hermes's location specific services for any deliveries required outside of the UK
  • Hermes Highlands and Islands - £5.99
  • Hermes Northern Island - £6.99
  • Hermes Channel Islands - £7.99
  • We’ll need you or someone over 18 to sign for the delivery


  • DPD Services – From £5.99 for orders up to 30kg and above


  • We offer DPD Next Working Day, Pre 2pm on Working Day and Weekend services within the UK
  • DPD parcel by 12pm cost - £8.99
  • DPD Saturday cost - £7.99
  • DPD Sunday cost - £7.99
  • You must order by 2pm Monday – Thursday for Next Day, Pre 12pm and Weekend services
  • Order after 2pm on Thursdays and your order will be collected by DPD on Friday to be with you on Monday unless you've paid for the weekend delivery service
  • Order on Friday, Saturday or Sunday, your order will be dispatched on Monday afternoon
  • We offer DPD's location specific services for any deliveries required outside of the UK
  • DPD Scottish Highlands & Islands (48 Hour) - £11.99
  • DPD Northern Ireland 48 hours - £9.99
  • DPD Republic of Ireland - £9.99
  • DPD Channel Islands & Isle of Man - £14.99
  • Each 30kg box is £5.99. If your order is above 30kg, you will be charged per 30kg box
  • We use DPD for these deliveries
  • We’ll need you or someone over 18 to sign for the delivery


  • *Free Delivery over £50 for the UK


  • *This price covers UK deliveries under 30kg
  • Order on Friday, Saturday or Sunday, your order will be dispatched on Monday afternoon
  • We use Hermes for these deliveries
  • Please allow up to 5 business days for your Free Delivery
  • We’ll need you or someone over 18 to sign for the delivery

  • Up to 30kg will get you 50 large candles (ideal if you’re holding a séance), washing powder for 100 washes, 45 rolls of Andrex, 10 litres of Tresemme and other shampoos, 20 pots of Vaseline, 3 bottles of Domestos bleach, enough fake tan to see you through the winter months, and 75 toothbrushes. All deliveries are Monday – Fridays. No deliveries on Saturdays, Sundays or Public Holidays. Make sense? Well here are some examples just in case. Orders placed by 2pm on Friday will arrive on Monday. Orders placed by 2pm on Saturday will arrive on Tuesday. Orders placed by 2pm on Sunday will arrive on Tuesday. Royal Mail orders placed by 2pm on Friday will arrive by Friday the following week. Orders placed after 2pm on Friday will arrive by the following Monday. We are in the process of improving and increasing our delivery options, so please bear with us! We deliver to the mainland UK, Northern Ireland, the Channel Islands and the Isle of Wight. For any other countries, please contact [email protected] and we'll be sure to arrange an alternative courier.