Delivery Info


Below you’ll see a run through of our standard delivery costs and information about our next day delivery service. Our delivery costs are based on the weight of your products. We work this out for you so, no arithmetic is necessary. Delivery charges are added to your basket at the checkout automatically. Standard Delivery (5 working days) – £1.99 for orders up to 2kg


Standard Delivery (5 working days) – £1.99 for orders up to 2kg

  • This price covers deliveries up to 2kg
  • Order by 2pm for same day dispatch. Orders made after 2pm will be dispatched the afternoon of the next working day
  • Order on Friday after 2pm, Saturday or Sunday, order will be dispatched on Monday afternoon
  • Weekend deliveries will soon be available
  • We use Royal Mail's Tracked service for these deliveries
  • We’ll need you or someone over 18 to sign for the delivery

Good things come in small packages!

Standard Delivery (Next Day as standard unless specified otherwise) – £4.95 for orders up to 30kg

  • This price covers deliveries up to 30kg
  • Most of our customers are in this option
  • Order by 2pm Monday – Thursday for next working day delivery.
  • Order on Friday, Saturday or Sunday, delivery will be made on the Tuesday
  • Weekend deliveries will soon be available
  • We use DPD for these deliveries
  • We’ll need you or someone over 18 to sign for the delivery

*Free Delivery over £50 (Next Day as standard unless specified otherwise)

  • *This price covers deliveries under 30kg
  • Orders 30kg - 60kg are charged £9.90
  • Orders 60kg - 90kg are charged £14.85
  • Order by 2pm Monday – Thursday for next working day delivery.
  • Order on Friday, Saturday or Sunday, delivery will be made on the Tuesday
  • Weekend deliveries will soon be available
  • We use DPD for these deliveries
  • We’ll need you or someone over 18 to sign for the delivery

Up to 30kg will get you 50 large candles (ideal if you’re holding a séance), washing powder for 100 washes, 45 rolls of Andrex, 10 litres of Tresemme and other shampoos, 20 pots of Vaseline, 3 bottles of Domestos bleach, enough fake tan to see you through the winter months, and 75 toothbrushes. All deliveries are Monday – Fridays. No deliveries on Saturdays, Sundays or Public Holidays. Make sense? Well here are some examples just in case. Orders placed by 2pm on Friday will arrive on Monday. Orders placed by 2pm on Saturday will arrive on Tuesday. Orders placed by 2pm on Sunday will arrive on Tuesday. Royal Mail orders placed by 2pm on Friday will arrive by Friday the following week. Orders placed after 2pm on Friday will arrive by the following Monday. We are in the process of improving and increasing our delivery options, so please bear with us! We deliver to the mainland UK, Northern Ireland, the Channel Islands and the Isle of Wight. There are a few additional charges for some areas. These are as follows:


Northern Ireland, Isle of Man, Highlands and British Forces Post Office (3-5 working days) -£7.99

  • Channel Island (3-day service) - £12.00
  • Republic of Ireland (3-day service) - £12.00

Orders heavier than 30kg are charged at £4.95 per 30kg box.